Of course if I were the arbiter of all things, I'm fairly certain that Day Light Savings would not be on the top of my list of things to change. There are some more pressing issues (see: world hunger, cancer, 2016 US election politics) to which I'd probably attend. But surely come "Spring Forward" I would be reminded of this time change nonsense and put an end to all that noise.
Ah, to be the arbiter of all things...